Ohhhh Mannnn....

The other night Rylee almost had me in stitches while we saying out bedtime prayers.

I thought I'd better document it to have proof of how witty 3 year olds can be!

I'd had a really bad headache all day, and asked Rylee to say our prayer. She said she wanted to help me, and it went something like this:

Me: "Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this day."
Rylee: "Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this night."

Me: "Thank you for our blessings."
Rylee: "Thank you for not our blessings."

Me: "Thank you for our family."
Rylee: "Thank you for our whole entire family."

Me: "Please help us to sleep good."
Rylee: "Please help to to not sleep good!"

(I am trying not to laugh...)

Me: "Please help Mommy to feel better."
Rylee: "Please help Mommy to get sick."

(I know! What a stinker!!)

Me: "Please help us to be good."
Rylee: "Please help us to be bad."

Me: "Please help us to choose the right."
Rylee: "Please help us.....(pause)... TO CHOOSE THE LEFT!!"

hahahaha!! That one I couldn't help but laugh out loud at. And we had to close our prayer....

Oh man, sometimes I just don't know what to do with my girl. Where does she come up with this stuff? I think she may have a future career in entertainment!